Funny statuses (... or stati?)

Last night's facebook browse gave me these two gems of status updates from friends:

"I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "For extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dishwashing soap. It says " Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove"."

‎"People who have more birthdays live longer"